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• Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must ...
  Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...
  
• Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand
  The word is out - Sarah Palin hot photos are in. Tabloid newspapers everywhere are in the hunt for hot photos of the GOP VP nominee in a bikini, other swimsuit, and especially nude. Paparazzi are in high gear in their efforts to catch Palin in any...
  
• Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
  With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
  
• Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with...
  DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed 'Redneck" and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin's soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks. Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, "We're ti...
  
• Google browser 'Chrome' to have two privacy modes
  Silicon Valley giant Google has announced that it will shortly be unveiling an Open Source browser currently called 'Chrome'. One of the new key features is it's two privacy modes 'American' and 'Actual'. Google spokesman Larry page said 'With thi...
  
• Warren Reldich Has Nude Pictures Of Sarah Palin
  Nude pictures of Sarah Palin have surfaced in Albany, New York, and the owner wants $2 million to release them! Warren Reldich, thats Reldich NOT Redlich, an expert in nude photographs - especially those of Sarah Palin says he will sell to the hi...
  
• Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov
  Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...
  
• Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party
  Kevin Keegan, the sacked Newcastle United manager, lost his job over his loyalty in jailed midfielder Joey Barton, it has been claimed, with the Messiah having organised a birthday party for the Scouse lout this morning. Barton, 26 today, recently...
  
• Bristol Palin Photo Shoot Planned
  A Bristol Palin photo shoot is being planned, GOP sources are saying. Sarah Palin's daughter will work with photographer Annie Lebovitz to get some pictures of the girl to show off her pregnancy and confront the issue head on. Vanity Fair is expected...
  
• Berbatov Signs For Man City
  Dimitar Berbatov, the Tottenham striker, who had been expected to sign for Manchester United, has been snapped from under their very noses, by their neighbours, Manchester City! City boss Mark Hughes said that owner Thaksin Shinawatra told him thi...
  
• Josef Fritzl, the Dungeon Master, says: "There's something spookie about Bara...
  Vienna, Austria - On a recent TV interview for Vienna's leading news station, dungeon master Josef Fritzl spoke for the first time about his feelings for American Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama. Says Fritzl,"He creeps me out all the w...
  
• New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon
  New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...
  
• Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up
  Manchester City new signing Robinho was paraded in front of the world's media at a news conference at Eastlands this morning, but all was not well with the dimunitive Brazilian striker, and it appears an embarrassing mistake may have been made. As...
  
• Emma Watson totally snubbed by Gary Glitter
  In a shock confrontation early today, the Harry Potter co-star, Emma Watson, was totally snubbed by former pop star Gary Glitter. Emma, whose mum and dad used to disco dance to Glitter classics such as "Hello Hello I'm Back Again", "I'm the Leader...
  
• Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos
  Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has admitted that he has tried to buy photos over the internet that show the Republican party's Sarah Palin in her birthday suit. Kissinger was speaking to the BBC's Emily Maitlis at the Republican conv...