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• Pak Ambassador says "British police framed Pak cricket players - it's time fo...
  The row over Pakistani cricket players spot fixing for money has taken an ugly turn as the country's ambassador to Britain, High Commissioner Wajid Shamsul Hasan, waded in with an allegation that the British police (aided by News of the World reporte...
  
• Stephen Hawking says "there is no such thing as a free i-Pad"
  Stephen Hawking has been stirring it up quite a bit just lately with his denouncing god, preferring Subway to Quiznos, Coke to Pepsi and kicking the living shit out of Alex Reid by running him over with his electric powered charabang in a cage fight.
  
• Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real
  The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states "the...
  
• Stephen Hawking to compete on Robot Wars and Ultimate Fighter
  In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were behind the Big Bang." Its exactly that kind of trash talk...
  
• One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years
  RIYADH PROVINCE, Saudi Arabia--In this arid part of the Desert Kingdom lives Ghaniyah Hisen, whose name means "beautiful," but apparently Arab men haven't read the memo, because the woman has gone without a man her entire 54 years. "Would it kil...
  
• Lady Gaga head of international vuvuzela smuggling racket. Bulge explained.
  As authorities across the globe attempt to stem the seemingly endless wave of vuvuzelas making their way into the homes and hands of sports fanatics and other children, they have recently met with some success, thanks to an undercover operation invol...
  
• Stephen Hawking - "How I created God with some string and a black hole"
  Incredibly brainy scientist guy Stephen Hawking has revealed in his latest book how he created God. Hawking, who invented the mobile phone, the satellite dish, the Internet, wheelie bins and bendy buses, but didn't invent Facebook, reveals how he...
  
• Transformers 3, Great Action, Beautiful Babes & Health Waiver?
  Transformers 3 is set to be a blockbuster when it comes out but it could be a artery buster also! "Because of the action and the 3D effect, there could be people with heart conditions that will not be able to handle it", stated Producer's assistan...
  
• Top Demolition Derby team give race seat to George Michael
  Pop Star recluse George Michael is branching out into the world of motorsport with the surprise announcement that he is to be number one race driver with leading Demolition Derby Race team 'Amoco AssBusters'. "With George's exceptional driving rec...
  
• Bristol Palin's DWTS Outfits to Be Made by Vatican Nuns
  When Bristol Palin announced that her Dancing with the Stars outfits would be modest, it seemed inevitable: they should be made by nuns. And why not go right to the top? The Spoof can now confirm that it is the nuns at the Vatican -- the ones...
  
• Paris Hilton buys Columbia, locals not happy
  Troubled socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly purchased the drug capitol of the world "Columbia". The pampered poser is thought to have taken control of the region after a deal was struck last night. It is believed that her "alleged "love of t...
  
• French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
  In apparent retaliation for Iranian media insults against Carla Bruni, the on/off wife of President Sarkozy of France, the main Gallic newspaper La Lune has branded Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a "little rent boy". The insult is aggravated b...
  
• Postcard Puts Isle Of Wight Woman in Hospital
  An Isle of Wight woman was recovering at home today after collapsing when she received a postcard. Mrs Dorothy Doily, 57, of Little Atherfield, was rushed to hospital yesterday following the morning delivery by her postman. "I always like to be...
  
• Fantasia Barrino: Attempted Suicide Was Just What My Career Needed!
  Fantasia Barrino, last seen on stage placing 3rd in a Chris Tucker lookalike contest in Muncie, Indiana, has used her selfish attempt to orphan her children as a career-springboard: Her new album is number 2 on Billboard's Album charts. "I wish I...
  
• Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.
  White Hart Lane, London: 'Wheeler Dealer' Harry Redknapp has told the international Sport Media, that he is a Football Manager! At the launch of a new rock and roll song, dedicated to Harry Redknapp, the 'cuddly' Wheeler Dealer Harry was in no mo...