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• Cheryl Cole And Sarah Harding In Bitch Fight Over Ashley
  West End Stringer Barry Boddington was trawling the streets of the capital's fleshpots in the early hours of this morning when he was approached by two men in their early twenties who addressed him by name and informed him that there was a furious bi...
  
• Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack
  Actress Kristen Stewart says that between the two of them, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be the death of her. "I want the guys to know that I can 'take it' and that I appreciate jokes and having fun but between the Twilight movies and t...
  
• Miley Cyrus First Night With Liam Hemsworth - Full Report
  Secret Location: Lovely Miley Cyrus has held her first 'Girls Only' night since she began her inaugural grown-up relationship - with Liam Hemsworth. According to one of her closest friends, Miley enjoyed her first night in bed with her new Boyfrie...
  
• Posh Spice Furious As Beckham Booed On His Return To Old Trafford
  Victoria Beckham left Old Trafford last night in an absolute rage after seeing husband David roundly booed by Manchester United fans when he came on as a substitute for Milan in his first match as an opponent since leaving Old Trafford for Real Madri...
  
• Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Should Come Clean
  A group of tabloid journalists have made an impassioned appeal for Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard and The One Show's Christine Bleakley to come clean with regard to the exact nature of their relationship. Lamps and Christine have been spotted to...
  
• Cheryl Treated Ashley Like Dirt Claims Family Friend
  ,According to those in the know, Ashley and Cheryl Cole's separation came as no surprise. Because Cheryl has been treating Ashley like dirt for months. A friend of the family claimed that Ashley was virtually forced into seeking sexual gratificati...
  
• American Idol's Ellen DeGeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap and Nibbles on His...
  HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal Rude Dude...
  
• Mark Owen Blames Ashley Cole
  Lovely little Mark Owen of Take That and Celebrity Big Brother fame has today confessed to cheating on his wife with ten different women. In his lovely little high voice he said, "I have been a really, really bad little lovely lad, and I hope you...
  
• Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike
  Media darling Katie Price today fired the opening salvo in her one woman war on Hollywood celebs by buying a mountain bike, ensuring that she hits the headlines in the Hollywood Bugle. Responding quickly to a sudden upsurge in Hollywood mountain b...
  
• Mark Owen: I hated being on my Own
  Mark Owen the squeaky clean member of take that has admitted to at least ten affairs, maybe he is trying to beat Tiger Woods, John Terry or Ashley Cole. Owen said today "I hated being on my own". Owen went on to say that he was deeply sorry for hi...
  
• Pathologists delve for 'chemical silver bullet' as The Lost Boys star Corey H...
  Los Angeles - (Propofool Mess): Corey Haim, star of cult vampire movie The Lost Boys has died in Los Angeles of a suspected overdose. He was 38. Shocked friends have asked the LAPD to check if a rogue batch of cocaine may be implicated. Last y...
  
• Howard Stern Announces: Hold Your Calls Folks, We've Just Found Someone Bigge...
  NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host Howard Stern has remarked that the humongous Oscar nominee for Best Actress Gabourney Sidibe (pronounced PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME) will never make another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announceme...
  
• Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs ...
  BOSTON - The Twilight Saga series star Robert Pattinson was in town to shoot a commercial for Boston Baked Beans. After the fifth take and his sixth bowl of beans the director yelled cut and that it was a wrap. Pattinson then sat down with a repor...
  
• No Training or Equipment: Venables Had No Chance
  Joint-murderer of James Bulger Jon Venables, who has been returned to custody after allegedly violating the terms of his release, has been badly let down by Gordon Brown and his incompetent government, I was told by a senior figure with a handlebar m...
  
• Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn Of The Devil Says Expert
  As all the gory details are gradually rising to the fore regarding the Glazer family's ruthless financial exploitation of Manchester United FC, we decided that it was high time we investigated whether there was a case to answer, or whether the Manche...