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• Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering Fo...
  INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...
  
• Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced
  SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean...
  
• Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars ...
  HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...
  
• Real Madonna Appears At Superbowl Halftime Show, Smokes Weed
  Indianapolis, IN-- Superbowl fans had a rare treat yesterday, when the real Virgin Mary decided to appear with Madonna during the half time show. The Blessed Virgin Mary was in a funky mood, and sang a few duets with the Material Girl before ascendi...
  
• Prohibition Of Sugar Beginning January 1st, 2013 - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ...
  Washington DC: President Obama has just signed America's new prohibition bill into law. This law is similar to the 1920s and 1930s alcohol prohibition that restricted and set down the rules for enforcing the ban on alcohol, as well as defining the ty...
  
• Superbowl Suicide Bomber Story Causes Homeland Security Keyword Intelligence ...
  The Google backed super intelligence gathering computer, housed in a secret location in Northern Virginia, designed to pick up key words in e-mails and blogs such as "terrorist", "bomb", "nuclear", "suicide bomber", "superbowl", "muslim" and "attack"...
  
• Madonna Embalmer Awarded Super Bowl MVP
  BILLINGSGATE POST - Despite his second-half heroics, Eli Manning could not overcome the lead built by Madonna during the half-time show yesterday and fell short in his bid to win his second Super Bowl MVP award. Instead, "Embalmer to the Stars," Whi...
  
• Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'
  The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t...
  
• Iran bans The Simpsons, they're too pornographic!
  The Simpsons have been banned from Iran and Homer, Bart & the others are about to sue the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (miserable sod), for racial discrimination. The reason why Iran is banning The Simpsons is because they are "too w...
  
• President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Cl...
  WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...
  
• Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder O...
  WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries...
  
• Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means
  On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension. "I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they ne...
  
• Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time
  To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...
  
• Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides
  WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag recently stated that she knew she had made the "Big Time" last year when she appeared in Staccato Monteverdi's The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga with Rob Pattinson. Montag was talking to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillo...
  
• Nina Dobrev and David Duchovny Get it On in Red Shoe Diaries
  HOLLYWOOD - It's no secret that Vampire Diaries leading lady, Nina Dobrev, has the hots for X-Files FBI Agent Fox Mulder, David Duchovny. "Forget Ian Somerhalder," Nina was overheard saying at a restaurant this past weekend. "I got my sight set on...